Superman Styli

Shopping in Poole.
5 minutes in there were pants over jeans.
By the time we went home there were cowboy hats with flashing tiaras, flashing fairy wings, flashing wands and pants over jeans.


What madness is this I hear you ask well this is what you would call a day in Poole shopping with Pink fever, Quick knickers and I.
As a way to celebrate my birthday and spend the day with my friends we decided to go to Poole and go shopping.
Pink fever, Quick knickers and I met up on the morning of the 6th of August at the bus station so that we could walk to the train station to get the train to Poole. Well that sounds simple doesn’t it to a person that regularly gets the train and knows what they are doing well to us it was a weird and wonderful world that had only been ventured occasionally, in other words we hadn’t a bloody clue where to go, what to do and what train to get lol.
We bought our tickets and waited at the platform luckily we knew which side to wait at at least. I opened my prezzies from PF and QK (and they were lovely thank you two very much) whilst waiting for our train, a train arrived from waterloo and totally confused us by saying out of use to members of the public so we didn’t take any notice of it until it changed the sign on the board and people started to get on it well in such a minor problem we went into total panic walking up and down the platform wondering whether it was ours or not in the end I was forced against my will to go and ask someone whether it was the train we needed to get on the got to Poole. I went to up to the ticket office and asked if it was our train, the man looked at me as if I was a complete imbecile for not knowing and said yes. So after all the madness of trying to find out if it was the right train and nearly missing it we got on the train not that there were many seats left and we ended up sitting in the quiet zone lol totally not us at all. We had a pretty normal train ride until a strange suspicious man got on the train and QK decided that she suspected him of being a train bomber because he had a suspicious look to him which he did I must admit. QK kept trying to look over at him and see what he was doing trying not to look strange in doing so even though we think he noticed.
With in 5 minutes of arriving in Poole we had already been to Primark bought some pants and Quick knickers and I decided to wear them over our jeans and walk round town and yes it does get worse. We walked round for a couple of hours making the people of Poole laugh and having a good old chuckle ourselves until Pink Fever decided to join in with our fun and then we ended up buying little flashing fairy wings, cowboy hats and fairy wands but the fairy wands came with tiaras so clever old me came up with putting them over the cowboy hats and they looked cool lol. We looked like proper cool kids lol, and so with purple fingers from all our shopping bags and looking like escapees from a nut house we returned home again unfortunately we ended up going home when everybody was finishing work so the roads were packed the train was packed and so then there were more people to see how much we looked like idiots. Well that was that day and that’s about it from me
Bye for now luv Lil Miss .C.

Well thats just not what i want to see at 7:50 AM

Aaah, Friday morning last day of a school week and best of all last day of school before the summer holiday (if your going uhhh??? that’s early to break up I have work experience for 2weeks but that was officially the last day of school) well nothing could have ruined my day apart from seeing this ……….a foreign couple got on the bus and the bloke was dancing around to his music on his mp3 player well everyone on the bus thought nothing of it I mean you see people making prats of themselves for a couple of quid on the street corner but then ……( I shall put it mildly if there are any children in the room that you don’t want reading this) on the front of the bus what I can only describe as trying to enjoy each others company and all I can say to that is NOT ON A PUBLIC BUS PLEASE !!!!!!!!! Plus I was trying to eat my breakfast too well as you can imagine seeing that put my right off it. Luckily a woman sitting at the front of the bus to asked them to pack it in because there were young children on the bus (no not us lol) and we all breathed a sign of relief and we could finally stop having to sit sideward’s and look at the rubbish on chesil beach lol.
What a day it was seeing that on the bus to school then having to sit in a dirty sports hall for awards afternoon which I honestly hate and think is embarrassingly pointless. I had 2 awards when I went up for the first 1 it went pretty smoothly nothing major happened like looking awful or tripping over anyone in front of everyone so as you do because the first 1 had gone well I didn’t feel so nervous for the second 1 I felt embarrassed though because when I went to go sit back down I nearly tripped over 2 people and literally fell down rather than sat down I don’t think anyone noticed but that wasn’t the point and this is my reason for thinking we should ban awards afternoons plus your legs and feet go dead.
By the way if you’re looking at the top of my page and thinking why on earth is there a weird sparkly word saying lil mi?? It is actually meant to say lil mis.C. I was trying to be clever and stick that where you can have a picture but it came out that size and it won’t let me remove it so I can make it smaller so I’m kind of stuck with it now which is just really annoying.
Baby blog
Right baby blog as I promised. Quick Knickers is now 11 weeks pregnant, she has 197 days to go and she has her 12 week scan on Thursday.
Any whooooo I’m gunna love you and leave you until next time.

Bit of Writters block

I haven’t written to my blog because I honestly cant think of the words I want to say there’s loads that’s actually going on right now yet I can’t think of how to put it down in words so if this sounds complete nonsense and you cant make head nor tail of it then I’ll say sorry before hand lol.
Well I suppose I might as well just come out with our recent shocking news, our well known and all round loved Quick Knickers is 8 weeks pregnant. Yes yes we all know dun dun daaaaaaa!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!! She has decided to keep the baby so we have a new addition to the blog gang and for now its blog name will be Lil Knickers. Don’t worry I’ll keep you all up dated with what’s going on so I’ll put a baby diary on my blogs if there’s any new news to tell you.
Had a funny bet the other week with a mate of mine, Smiles (he actually could win an award with his smile lol) any way we were sitting on the bus having a chat about his and Choo’s relationship, at the time they were just friends or so I thought and I new how much they liked each other and I new Smiles needed a bit of a kick up the back side to pluck up the courage to ask her out so I made a bet with him stupidly saying if he asked Choo out then I would ask Big Crush Guy out well that one really did back fire on me big time I then found out later the next the next week that Smiles and Choo where going out and he asked her so I was kind of bugered. Smiles was going to be very gentlemanly like and drop the bet and say no more about it but ooh no Quick Knickers couldn’t resist watching me squirm could she so the bet still stood at this point I was muttering very rude things under my breath at her. Friday came, the day to hold up my end of the bet, but luckily Quick Knickers was going to Heathrow to see her mum off to America and I had a trick up my sleeve to get myself out the sheer embarrassment of having to ask out this amazing guy. My plan was to get My bit on the side, Gigi, Candyfloss and Bacon Buttie to lie to Quick Knickers and tell her that I asked him and tell her how embarrassing it was, my plan worked up to a certain point but for once one of my plans kind of worked for a bit. Everything was going to plan what could go wrong you might ask well I took my go on the trampoline came out of a move un-balanced and turned my ankle over and pulled some stringy thingies in my ankle and my foot and it went all funny colours for two weeks plus for the first three days I had to use crutches lol. Anyway back to what happened after I left Gigi decided he’d go and blab about the whole bet to Big Crush Guy; well he said no anyway which I wasn’t surprised at.

Big Happy Birthday to my best mate A auntie and another big Happy Birthday to 1 of the best funky Unkies ever Uncle Machero (hope you like your card teehee)
Ahh A auntie’s birthday was quite amusing to Quick Knickers and I but totally and utterly embarrassing to A auntie, QK and I went and got her a slab of chocolate and had it written on in icing well you would have thought we put something nice like happy birthday have a wonderful day from your bezzies well … think again we had Happy Birthday gay girl written on it well when she saw that she was like oh thanks a bunch guys how lovely of you we also got her this ridiculously small Happy Birthday foil balloon on a stick that I kept hitting QK with when we were getting it lol and to go with the under sized balloon we made up for it with an over sized badge which off course we made her wear all day round school but the card we got her really did put the icing on the cake it was just pure evil but so funny. It read the words happy birthday brings such joys to people all over the world and so instead of it saying Happy Birthday inside it read SLAG!!! yes I know it was mean but I’d pay good money to see A aunties face again when she opened it I wont tell you what she said as it would all have to be stared out but she did laugh after she called us lots of things and said it was typical us whilst QK and I were standing there wetting ourselves. I had been saying to A auntie all week that her present would be a bit surprising and she said to me as we walked out of tutor that she breathed a sign of relief when she opened it because I had made it sound like I was going to get her a goldfish and bring it to school or get a weird stripper to jump out of a massive cake naked with a spinning bow tie or something well QK and I where thinking of doing that but we were a bit pushed for time and had a budget to work to lol.

Well I think that’s everything said to bring the blog up to speed lol
Well if its not I’m sorry and I’ll put what I’ve missed out in the next one and I’ll start a baby diary as Quick Knickers specially asked me to (well actually she wanted a whole blog as a baby diary but I don’t want to bore you all lol)

Little message for Quick Knickers
I’m sorry
I thought apologies wasn’t our think we just sort of ignored it and got on with things like we always do remember but as you want an apology there you go and to the soon to be baby just apologies to your mum say you were wrong its easier believe me she don’t drop things easily.

Until we next time this is the last button I jab for now.

And the point of that was ....

Ahhh the wonderful experience of exams, well I say exams I mean the mock of a mock of our exams which we actually don’t do until this time next year so if you take the day off sick with the flu nobody would really mind now would they. Well that’s what you would think, but no, see Quick Knickers and I took the day off on Wednesday she had the flu and my knee had swelled up that much I couldn’t put that much weight on it. There didn’t seem to be a problem with me having a day off I just had my second math paper to do but then again Mr. Laidback is as his blog name suggests laid back so when I went in the next day he didn’t mind and said “ok you can do your paper next week”, but Quick Knickers was in trouble for being off even with a better alibi than mine. She had her second history paper to do and Mr. Munchhislip (and again name makes it obvious that he munches his lip, he does it when he psyc’s on someone its so funny, so hard not to laugh)phoned Q Knics mum up and had a go at her for keeping QK off school when she had ‘a very important history exam to do’ so she came in the next day bless her all ill and had no voice awww, well she didn’t do her history exam anyway she went home again half way through our Tec exam.
Because Quick Knickers had had a head cold something or other her mum suggested it best if she didn’t go trampo as she didn’t want Quick Knickers ill again which was a good idea but it was so BORING!!!!! With out her because I’ve now been moved to Gigi’s trampoline and he doesn’t bloody talk unless you talk to him and then it’s like talking to a brick wall actually I think I would have a better conversation with a brick wall, he said to me on msn the other day when I asked him why hadn’t he left a comment on my bebo he said that he doesn’t really know me (which is true but he does on the other hand know loads about me, what else does he want to know my life history?) and he said it’s a bit weird leaving a comment on my bebo as he’s my coach and I’m like so…. I talk to the bacon Buttie and she’s my coach and she don’t find it weird talking to me but then again we have recently found out Gigi is a social cripple. Bacon Buttie said that all he ever says on face book is hi, you alright, what you done this week, done anything fun this week, see it wouldn’t be that bad if he asked you that once but ooh no she said that’s all he ever says EVER!!!

Really proud of myself because I now can finally do my rollie pollie’s with the help of all listed Miss Dance dance dance, my bit on the side, bacon Buttie yes they all helped but only one succeeded and we shall call her for now assistant coach E. I thank her so much for getting me to do them at last and also helped with some other stuff on Saturday that got me on to award 10 so thank you very much.
Also Saturday I found out that I may be permanently on Gigi’s trampoline on a Friday (and am then bombarded with 8-10 year olds ahhhhhhhh), and don’t get anything done which is such a waste of time. Quick Knickers is getting rather annoyed with it too because she is also on Gigi’s trampoline and doing nothing but front drops because all he ever asks is ‘what do you want to do then’ well how’s she suppose to know he hasn’t even told her which award she’s on. My bit on the side is very suspicious of Big Crush Guy though, she said that when she asked him why I wasn’t on their trampoline anymore all he said was she’s on Gigi’s trampoline now so she thinks that he might have asked if I could be moved to a different trampoline and there would only be two reasons possibly three reasons that I can think of why he would have asked for me to be moved
1, I’m a couple of awards behind most people on his trampoline and the people on his trampoline are doing summersaults (even though I’m now on my summersault award but I don’t know whether he knows that)
2,Over crowdedness on the trampoline because he can end up having up to 5-6 people on his trampoline with out me added but that’s not very often.
3,Or he simply is being pathetic and moved me because Gigi told him that I like him.
Bacon Buttie was going to interrogate Big Crush Guy for me after I left on Saturday to find out what’s going on so I shall tell you the situation in my next blog

Ooh and if my bit on the side, Bacon Buttie or for this we will call her Candy floss is reading this you know what I mean when I say…
PARROT!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha lol.
Luv Lil miss .C. xxxxxx

Chocolate Cravings

To all the people that are reading my Blogs, when you get a craving for chocolate what do u do?
Would you A. Just try and put it 2 the back of your mind
B. wait until you get home
C. or drive round the hole of where ever you happen 2 be at the time just 2 find some for an hour an a half.
Well it all started with me having a hospital appointment for my eyes and on the way there mother had a big chocolate craving but she didn’t do the sensible thing and walk across the corridor 2 the café, Instead we drove around for ages trying to find a decent shop that sold chocolate. We pulled into a garden centre café, and a sweet shop that didn’t sell chocolate what sort of a sweet shop doesn’t sell chocolate, anyway we eventually found a little café in a random car park and the only chocolate they sold were Aero and Kit Kat bars well it wasn’t the best but it relieved the cravings.
until next time.
Bye for now xxxx

Cinema Havoc

Quick knickers, The A auntie and I went to town to see a film. We have been waiting for this film 2 come out for weeks and that’s why we went to go and see it the day it came out and couldn’t be bothered to book the tickets, luckily we did get the last couple of seats left. It was a really good film well at least I think it was, quick knickers and I were killing our self laughing over a crushed coke can next 2 a none crushed coke can, how pathetic are we and also were pathetically laughing at how long 1 of the gangster chain were and when the gangster dude pulled a K soldier face (another mate in the world of me, a cool dude that I do dance class with) anyway getting back 2 my wicked day lol. The film finished and we ended up going on a bloke hunt 4 the A auntie because she suddenly decided she needed a man not that we found any none chav’s or mingers or guys that weren’t spoken for.
To be perfectly honest we would have had more chance trying to find a decent bloke in a 50% off shoes shop sale lol. We went trying on prom dresses, I DON’T DO DRESSES!!!!
But I liked this 1 lol, it was prettifull (don’t worry I know it’s not a real word its just the way I am) quick knickers decided that she wasn’t gunna come out of the changing room because she said she ‘looked like a sack on her’ (mainly she didn’t want 2 come out because the A auntie tried the same 1 on first and she has such a perfect figure, mega jealous) so that was the dress bit.
Then dun dun daaaaaaa …………… quick knickers demon boyfriend phoned (he just wanted to know where she was but I don’t like him so I put the dun dun daaaaaaa for dramatic affect hehe) so the things we went into town for …..
1 watch film (didn’t giggled all the way through at coke cans)
2 find a decent bloke for the A auntie (didn’t happen, all chav’s/mingers)

Well that’s another mayhem over with and posted world wide
Love ya lil miss chavster (not deliberate nickname its what my uncle calls me coz of some of the music I listen to, just to let you no I’M NOT A CHAV!!!!!!)

mates in the land of me

best mates
quick knickers and her BF the demon boyfriend and there baby Lil Knickers
Wifey
Rock n Roll (formaly known as the A auntie)
pink fever
Red Kiwi
Money Bags
Smiles
Hammy
Candyfloss
Theodora
Wee Wee
Fart Boy

teachers
mrs Randy R
mrs Dance Dance Dance
Mr. Munch-his-lip
havnt thought of names 4 the others pains in the arses yet
(by pains in the arse i mean the 1s that set me homwork lol)
unlike mrs dance dance dance and mrs Randy R they are really cool and act about yr 10 age lol

bye luv ya all xxxxx

Global Rock

People of RMAC would know about global rock challenge but for those of you how are not up 2 speed. (If you do know what it is then just miss this bit)

Global rock challenge is a touring dance competition that schools can take part in up and down the country. We went to Bournemouth pavilion to compete.

Right now everyone knows what I’m on about I shall begin.
It was a great day apart from the getting up at 5AM!!!! To be there at 6:30AM!!!! And the sitting around doing nothing for about 7 hours and the dressing up in a skirt and feathered tiara and the shimmer tights looking like a complete lemon to dance on stage for 3mins. (By the way I do have right to complain this wasn’t by free choice I was dragged into this by my form tutor Mrs. Randy R all of you in 10c will know who I mean) so anyway getting back to our brilliant day in Bournemouth. The day got even better when it came to the awards WE WON!!!!!!!
No we didn’t, damn it, we came below the runners up and the only award we got was best back stage crew, how the hell can you see the back stage crew from the judges seats and if they could well then they would be classed as worse back stage crew ever, well what ever floats your boat. The Jacksonator and I were happy we still got 2 days off school technically 3 if you include the full day rehearsal on the Friday but I’m not picky like that lol. .
Tune in for the next blog of the mad life of lil mizz me xxxx