Bit of Writters block

I haven’t written to my blog because I honestly cant think of the words I want to say there’s loads that’s actually going on right now yet I can’t think of how to put it down in words so if this sounds complete nonsense and you cant make head nor tail of it then I’ll say sorry before hand lol.
Well I suppose I might as well just come out with our recent shocking news, our well known and all round loved Quick Knickers is 8 weeks pregnant. Yes yes we all know dun dun daaaaaaa!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!! She has decided to keep the baby so we have a new addition to the blog gang and for now its blog name will be Lil Knickers. Don’t worry I’ll keep you all up dated with what’s going on so I’ll put a baby diary on my blogs if there’s any new news to tell you.
Had a funny bet the other week with a mate of mine, Smiles (he actually could win an award with his smile lol) any way we were sitting on the bus having a chat about his and Choo’s relationship, at the time they were just friends or so I thought and I new how much they liked each other and I new Smiles needed a bit of a kick up the back side to pluck up the courage to ask her out so I made a bet with him stupidly saying if he asked Choo out then I would ask Big Crush Guy out well that one really did back fire on me big time I then found out later the next the next week that Smiles and Choo where going out and he asked her so I was kind of bugered. Smiles was going to be very gentlemanly like and drop the bet and say no more about it but ooh no Quick Knickers couldn’t resist watching me squirm could she so the bet still stood at this point I was muttering very rude things under my breath at her. Friday came, the day to hold up my end of the bet, but luckily Quick Knickers was going to Heathrow to see her mum off to America and I had a trick up my sleeve to get myself out the sheer embarrassment of having to ask out this amazing guy. My plan was to get My bit on the side, Gigi, Candyfloss and Bacon Buttie to lie to Quick Knickers and tell her that I asked him and tell her how embarrassing it was, my plan worked up to a certain point but for once one of my plans kind of worked for a bit. Everything was going to plan what could go wrong you might ask well I took my go on the trampoline came out of a move un-balanced and turned my ankle over and pulled some stringy thingies in my ankle and my foot and it went all funny colours for two weeks plus for the first three days I had to use crutches lol. Anyway back to what happened after I left Gigi decided he’d go and blab about the whole bet to Big Crush Guy; well he said no anyway which I wasn’t surprised at.

Big Happy Birthday to my best mate A auntie and another big Happy Birthday to 1 of the best funky Unkies ever Uncle Machero (hope you like your card teehee)
Ahh A auntie’s birthday was quite amusing to Quick Knickers and I but totally and utterly embarrassing to A auntie, QK and I went and got her a slab of chocolate and had it written on in icing well you would have thought we put something nice like happy birthday have a wonderful day from your bezzies well … think again we had Happy Birthday gay girl written on it well when she saw that she was like oh thanks a bunch guys how lovely of you we also got her this ridiculously small Happy Birthday foil balloon on a stick that I kept hitting QK with when we were getting it lol and to go with the under sized balloon we made up for it with an over sized badge which off course we made her wear all day round school but the card we got her really did put the icing on the cake it was just pure evil but so funny. It read the words happy birthday brings such joys to people all over the world and so instead of it saying Happy Birthday inside it read SLAG!!! yes I know it was mean but I’d pay good money to see A aunties face again when she opened it I wont tell you what she said as it would all have to be stared out but she did laugh after she called us lots of things and said it was typical us whilst QK and I were standing there wetting ourselves. I had been saying to A auntie all week that her present would be a bit surprising and she said to me as we walked out of tutor that she breathed a sign of relief when she opened it because I had made it sound like I was going to get her a goldfish and bring it to school or get a weird stripper to jump out of a massive cake naked with a spinning bow tie or something well QK and I where thinking of doing that but we were a bit pushed for time and had a budget to work to lol.

Well I think that’s everything said to bring the blog up to speed lol
Well if its not I’m sorry and I’ll put what I’ve missed out in the next one and I’ll start a baby diary as Quick Knickers specially asked me to (well actually she wanted a whole blog as a baby diary but I don’t want to bore you all lol)

Little message for Quick Knickers
I’m sorry
I thought apologies wasn’t our think we just sort of ignored it and got on with things like we always do remember but as you want an apology there you go and to the soon to be baby just apologies to your mum say you were wrong its easier believe me she don’t drop things easily.

Until we next time this is the last button I jab for now.